Misty.

jewlesthemagnificent:

pandabomb:

florida is a godless place. I went there once, got in the ocean, and immediately had to evacuate because a bull shark was swimming right towards me. there was an alligator on the side of the freeway. meth addicts and men on tractors roam free. florida is america’s australia

I am from Florida and can confirm all of this is true.
We routinely have to reroute daily errands in my hometown because of HORDES OF CRABS.

FLORIDA IS NOT NORMAL.

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